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So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
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Mortuary College Gets Its Revenge
I guess mortuary college wasn’t happy that I was writing a series on it without asking because suddenly I received three brand new course assignments at…
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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
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The Stork Has Visited My Little Substack Abode
Hello, everyone! There’s something new, and I want to tell you about it before anyone else (besides the people who have read any of my social media…
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Move-in Day (feat. Clint from Tullahoma)
Mortuary College Part 2
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We Built a Head
Mortuary College Part 1
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Mortified 2: Return of Mortified
A little over a year ago, the Mortified you’ve all come to know and love(?) disappeared without warning. Now it's back.
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Laughing at a Lifetime in Funeral Service
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