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Just a Couple of Dugheads
When the phone rang shortly after 2:00 AM to notify me that Jerry Curtis (name changed, obviously) had died, I was, as you may have guessed, asleep.
Mar 25, 2021 • 
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Just a Couple of Dugheads
That was His
We’ve already established the wave of emotions a simple phone call can bring about in the world of funeral service (see the story of the Dughead…
Apr 22, 2021 • 
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That was His
Death and I are Work Friends
We don't, like, hang out.
Aug 3, 2023 • 
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Death and I are Work Friends
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Mama Said Drink!
It's What Daddy Would Have Wanted
Apr 8, 2021 • 
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Mama Said Drink!
Let Me Smell Him
Just One More Time
May 20, 2021 • 
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Let Me Smell Him
If This Were a Movie, I'd be Dead Now
I write this from Nowitzki’s, Dirk Nowitzki’s restaurant in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport, waiting for my order of loaded fries. Understand, I know…
Sep 9, 2023 • 
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If This Were a Movie, I'd be Dead Now
My Experience with the Flying Dutchman
And I don’t mean legendary Indiana Pacers center, Rik Smits
Nov 15, 2023 • 
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My Experience with the Flying Dutchman
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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
Mar 27, 2023 • 
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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
I Embalm the Grandparents
Unfortunately, there’s something uncomfortable at the center of this piece, and I’d like to start by dealing with it, so no one feels weird while…
Feb 28, 2024 • 
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I Embalm the Grandparents
So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
May 10, 2023 • 
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So What if They're Fake Songs!
Is the Preacher on Something?
The Pastor Darryl House Story
Jun 17, 2021 • 
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Is the Preacher on Something?
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New people are showing up to the party
May 26, 2021 • 
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