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Just a Couple of Dugheads
When the phone rang shortly after 2:00 AM to notify me that Jerry Curtis (name changed, obviously) had died, I was, as you may have guessed, asleep.
Mar 25, 2021
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Joseph Thomas
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That was His
We’ve already established the wave of emotions a simple phone call can bring about in the world of funeral service (see the story of the Dughead…
Apr 22, 2021
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Joseph Thomas
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Death and I are Work Friends
We don't, like, hang out.
Aug 3, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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Mama Said Drink!
It's What Daddy Would Have Wanted
Apr 8, 2021
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Let Me Smell Him
Just One More Time
May 20, 2021
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Joseph Thomas
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If This Were a Movie, I'd be Dead Now
I write this from Nowitzki’s, Dirk Nowitzki’s restaurant in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport, waiting for my order of loaded fries. Understand, I know…
Sep 9, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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My Experience with the Flying Dutchman
And I don’t mean legendary Indiana Pacers center, Rik Smits
Nov 15, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
Mar 27, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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I Embalm the Grandparents
Unfortunately, there’s something uncomfortable at the center of this piece, and I’d like to start by dealing with it, so no one feels weird while…
Feb 28, 2024
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So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
May 10, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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Is the Preacher on Something?
The Pastor Darryl House Story
Jun 17, 2021
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Joseph Thomas
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Content Addition!
New people are showing up to the party
May 26, 2021
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Joseph Thomas
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