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August 2023
Death and I are Work Friends
We don't, like, hang out.
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Joseph Thomas
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May 2023
Let Anne T. Donahue Tell You About Happiness
A couple of weeks ago, in the midst of various life discomforts, I was catching up on some internet reading when something crossed my screen that…
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Joseph Thomas
So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
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Joseph Thomas
April 2023
March 2023
My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
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Joseph Thomas
The Stork Has Visited My Little Substack Abode
Hello, everyone! There’s something new, and I want to tell you about it before anyone else (besides the people who have read any of my social media…
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Move-in Day (feat. Clint from Tullahoma)
Mortuary College Part 2
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We Built a Head
Mortuary College Part 1
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Mortified 2: Return of Mortified
A little over a year ago, the Mortified you’ve all come to know and love(?) disappeared without warning. Now it's back.
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Joseph Thomas
December 2021
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really Hurtful
This is not exactly funeral humor, but it is my favorite Christmas piece I’ve ever written (originally appeared way back in 2016 on the Second City…
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Mortified Conversations Episode 6: The Dog Agrees with Mike Sacks
In this episode, I talk with writer, Mike Sacks, about the South, decency in comedy, remembering you’re a person, and more!
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