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My Experience with the Flying Dutchman
And I don’t mean legendary Indiana Pacers center, Rik Smits
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If This Were a Movie, I'd be Dead Now
I write this from Nowitzki’s, Dirk Nowitzki’s restaurant in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport, waiting for my order of loaded fries. Understand, I know…
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Death and I are Work Friends
We don't, like, hang out.
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Let Anne T. Donahue Tell You About Happiness
A couple of weeks ago, in the midst of various life discomforts, I was catching up on some internet reading when something crossed my screen that…
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So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
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Mortuary College Gets Its Revenge
I guess mortuary college wasn’t happy that I was writing a series on it without asking because suddenly I received three brand new course assignments at…
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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
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Mortified
Mortified
Death, Life, Comedy, and any combination of the three.
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