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This Isn't "Goodbye." It's Just "I'm Leaving"
I don’t do well with limits.
Sep 25, 2025
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Joseph Thomas
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I Embalm the Grandparents
Unfortunately, there’s something uncomfortable at the center of this piece, and I’d like to start by dealing with it, so no one feels weird while…
Feb 28, 2024
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Joseph Thomas
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My Experience with the Flying Dutchman
And I don’t mean legendary Indiana Pacers center, Rik Smits
Nov 15, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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If This Were a Movie, I'd be Dead Now
I write this from Nowitzki’s, Dirk Nowitzki’s restaurant in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport, waiting for my order of loaded fries. Understand, I know…
Sep 9, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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Death and I are Work Friends
We don't, like, hang out.
Aug 3, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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Let Anne T. Donahue Tell You About Happiness
A couple of weeks ago, in the midst of various life discomforts, I was catching up on some internet reading when something crossed my screen that…
May 17, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
So What if They're Fake Songs!
5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately
May 10, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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Mortuary College Gets Its Revenge
I guess mortuary college wasn’t happy that I was writing a series on it without asking because suddenly I received three brand new course assignments at…
Apr 3, 2023
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Joseph Thomas
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