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My Friend's Roommate's Laser Tag Party
Mortuary College Part 3
Joseph Thomas
Mar 27
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The Stork Has Visited My Little Substack Abode
Hello, everyone! There’s something new, and I want to tell you about it before anyone else (besides the people who have read any of my social media…
Joseph Thomas
Mar 24
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Move-in Day (feat. Clint from Tullahoma)
Mortuary College Part 2
Joseph Thomas
Mar 20
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We Built a Head
Mortuary College Part 1
Joseph Thomas
Mar 13
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Mortified 2: Return of Mortified
A little over a year ago, the Mortified you’ve all come to know and love(?) disappeared without warning. Now it's back.
Joseph Thomas
Mar 6
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December 2021
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really Hurtful
This is not exactly funeral humor, but it is my favorite Christmas piece I’ve ever written (originally appeared way back in 2016 on the Second City…
Joseph Thomas
Dec 24, 2021
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Mortified Conversations Episode 6: The Dog Agrees with Mike Sacks
In this episode, I talk with writer, Mike Sacks, about the South, decency in comedy, remembering you’re a person, and more!
Joseph Thomas
Dec 10, 2021
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August 2021
Mortified Conversations Episode 5: Memphis! Memphis! Memphis! with Geoff Calkins
In this episode, I talk with sports journalist and radio host, Geoff Calkins, about living in Memphis, finding your voice as a writer, losing a parent…
Joseph Thomas
Aug 20, 2021
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July 2021
You're Invited to Rhonda's Bereavement Party
We're gonna celebrate until mourning!
Joseph Thomas
Jul 15, 2021
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Mortified Conversations Episode 4: The Weird Kid with Dominick Astorino
In this episode, I spoke with reconstructive embalming and restorative art expert, Dominick Astorino, about mortuary college, the newest generation of…
Joseph Thomas
Jul 8, 2021
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Hebert (Pronounced HEE-bert)
In a rural community south of town there are a whole bunch of Heberts. Now, if you’re at all familiar with Cajun last names, you probably read that…
Joseph Thomas
Jul 1, 2021
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June 2021
Mortified Conversations Episode 3: Good Day for a Death Podcast with Kurt Braunohler
In this episode I got to talk with actor, writer, and real-life standup comedian, Kurt Braunohler, about obsessive attention to detail, views of eternal…
Joseph Thomas
Jun 25, 2021
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